Monday, March 17, 2008
8 Simple Rules for Dating Sarah's Mom
1. Bring cash, at least $10. She doesn't take checks or money orders.
2. If out of money, bring booze.
3. If you are underage and can't purchase booze, then you've got nothing to worry about. Minors get their first few dates for free.
4. Make sure to wash thoroughly afterwards. You don't want the same diseases the 82nd airborne brought back from the desert.
5. Make sure to pick a fight with a smaller male in front of her. Preferably a primate. She is impressed by dominate males.
6. Take her to TGIF's. She absolutely loves their mozzarella sticks.
7. Take her to see Step up 2 the Streets. She absolutely loves dance challenge movies.
8. Scavenger hunts, do not take her on any scavenger hunts. Nobody likes those.